Choti mami- Oh ho, dono chipak ke toh aise khade hai jese ki kitne purane jode hai aur jo pta nhi kitne time baad ja kar mile hai.
Badi mami- Han mil rhi hoon tumhe kyu jalan ho rhi hai.
Aur ye keh kar badi mami karan se aur lipat jati hai.
Choti mami – Jalan toh hogi na. Aap kese mere boyfriend sath lipat kar khadi ho .
Aur ye keh kar choti mami bhhi lipat jati hai.
Badi mami- Nhi ye mera boyfriend hai.
Choti mami- Nhi ye mera hai.
Badi mami- mera hai.
Choti mami – Kyu na didi share karle.
Karan dono ki kamar me hath daal kar bolta hai ki mainn aap dono ka hoon.
Fir teeno alag ho jate hai.
Karan- Ek baat puchu badi mami.
Badi mami – Puchiye na.
Karan- App mujhse aap karke baat kyu karti ho.
Badi bua – Mujhe apko respect dena acha lagta hai.
Karan- Wahi toh kyu acha lagta hai jabki choti mami toh mujje kabbi aap keh kar nhi bulati.
Choti mami- Han main isliye nhi bulati kyuki tu mera bhatija kam aur dost jyada hai.
Badi mami- Acha ye sab bate chord aur ye bta ki main kesi hoon ab.
Karan b mami ki kamar me hath dalte hue bolta hai- Thordi si moti ho gyi ho par ho bahot sexy.
Badi mami- Tere liye thik hoon na.
Karan- Ha mami aap aise kyu bol rahe ho.
Badi mami- Aisa islye bol rhi hoon kyoki tumne mujh par kaafi ehsan kiye hai. Aur main ek abhagan jo sab kuch kho bethi hoon aur tumhe kuchh dene ke liye mere paas nhi hai. Par humare gaon me ek reet hai ki kisi ko bhi wapis khali hath nahi bbhejte hai. Isliye ab mere paas mera jism hi hai jo ki tumhe de sakti hoon.
Aur ye keh kar mami ki ankh se ansu nikal jata hai.
Karan- Badi mami ap rona band karo aur dete toh praye kon hai aur main toh apka apna hoon. Aur aaj ke baad aisi baat kari toh mujhe apni shakal mat dikhana.
Choti mami- Aur nhi toh kya. Acha main washroom tak ho kar aayi.
Idhar c mami chali jati hai aur b mami karan ke seene se lagi hoti hai. Aur karan ko realize hota hai ki itne bade accident ke baad mami me kafi changes aa gye hai. Aur ab karan ko mami ke upar shanabhuti aati hai.
Karan- Mami.
Badi mami- Han karan.
Karan- Mami aap kyu na apni Zindgi fir se basa lo.
Badi mami- Tum kya keh rhe ho main kuch samjhi nhi.
Karan- Mami abhi apke samne apki puri Zindgi padi hai islye aap dusri shadi karlo jisse ki apki life ka khali pan bhi khatam ho jayega.
Badi mami- Par main dusri shadi kyu karu jab ap ho toh mere sath.
Karan – Mami main toh hoon par aap meri baat nhi samjh rhe ho.
Badi mami- Agar aap mere sath ho toh aap itni jaldi apna promise kese tod sakte ho.
Karan- Mami main keh rha hoon ki shadi karne se pati ki kami puri hojayegi aur fir aap khush bhi rahogi.
Badi mami- Toh agar aisa hai toh aap hi karlo na mujhse shadi.
Karan- Main kese karlu shadi. Meri toh pehle hi 3-3 biwigya hai.
Badi mami- Toh kya hua ab ek aur ho jayegi.
Karan- Nhi mami main apke sath shadi nhi kar sakta.
Badi mami-Kyu nhi kar sakte.
Karan- Kyoki apke sath shadi karli toh mujhse sab ladies sath shadi karni padegi. Kyoki sabka yahi hal hai.
Badi mami- Toh ap sabke sath karlo.
Karan- Aap ye kya keh rhi ho. Main unko time nhi de sakta toh auro ko kese dunga
Badi mami- Dekho karan sabko mard ki jarurat hoti hai.
Karan- Han mami
Badi mami – Toh sabko apni mardangi ka maja do taki ap bhi khush reh paoge aur hum sab bhi kyoki aurat mard ke payar ke bina nhi reh sakti hai.
Karan- Han mami ap sahi keh rhi ho. Par main auro sath toh karlu par apni maa ke sath karu. Aap toh ache se jan sakti hai ki maa ko kitna dard hota hoga.
Badi mami- Toh ap mummy ki kisi sath shadi kardo jisse ki wo khush rahegi.
Karan- Han mami ap sahi keh rhi ho main aisa hi karunga.
Udhar ab c mami bhi aajati hai aur puchti hai ki kya kardunga
Karan- Mummy ki shadi ke bare baat kar rhe the.
Choti mami- Han tum sahi keh rhe ho aur main tunhare sath hoon.
Ab teeno ek sath beth kar nashta karte hai aur fir thordi b gappe maar kar b mami ka packing karte hai.
Aur fir 2 bjhte hai
Badi mami- Chale!
Karan- Itni jaldi kya hai pehle thorda ghoom aate hai.
Aur fir karan kehta hai ki Pehle mami ke liye kapde khareedenge aur fir aage jayenge.
Badi mami- Mujhe kuch nhi lena mere paas pehle hi bahot kapde hai.
Karan- Aap se pucha nhi ja rha hai balki ye mera order hai.
Choti mami- Aisa karo aap dono ho aayo itna main ghar par rehti hoon.
Karan -Par aap kya karogi.
Choti mami- Main itna tumhare favourite aalu ke paranthe bna kar ready rakhugi.
Karan – Are mami apka birthday hai aalu ke paranthe toh bhar bhi khalenge. Aur fir party bhi toh karni hai.
Choti mami- Nhi tum dono ho aayo kyoki mere birthday ke liye toh sari raat padi hai.
Karan – Matlab.
Choti mam i- Mera matlab hai ki tum raat ko mujhe night out par le kar jaoge.
Karan – Oh ho toh ye baat hai.
Choti mami- Haan .
Ab karan bike nikal kar start karta hai aur b mami aa kar darte hue beth jati hai aur kehti hai ki dheere-dheere chalana kyoki mujhe dar lagta hai.
Karan- Thik hai mami.
Ab karan dheere-dheere chalata hai aur mami karan ko piche se jappi pa kar bethi hoti hai.
Karan – Kya baat hai bahar aate hi rang badal gaye.
Badi mami- Han toh ab apne boyfriend sath hoon.
Karan-Acha toh ab boyfriend bhi ho gya.
Badi mami- Aur nhi toh kya.
Karan- Par kya saboot hai.
Badi mami- Acha toh sboot chahiye toh bike ko roko.
Ab karan side me bike ko rok deta hai aur fir mami bike se utar jati hai. Bike abhi market se 1 km tak ki duri par hoti hai par puri road par kaafi bheed hoti hai. Ab mami aage aati gai hai aur garden me hath daal kar hontho par kiss karke hat kar piche ja kar beth jati hai. Ye sab kafi log dekh kar shock ho jate hai. Aur kayi llog seetiya marte hai. Par karan aur mami ke beech kafi der tak shanti rehti hai.
Badi mami- Sorry karan.
Karan-Isme sorry kesa.
Badi mami- Mujje pta hi nhi chala ki main kya kar diya.
Karan- Chalo chodo jo ho gya so ho gya. Ab itaro mall aa gya hai.
Badi mami- Gussa toh nhi ho na.
Karan-Nhi itni hot cheej se kon gussa rahega.
Aur fir dono andar aa kar ladies counter par jate hai aur mami bra panti leti hai toh salesgirl size puchti hai toh karan fatt se jawab deta hai aur fir wo le kar bhar aajate hai.
Badi mami- Kya baat size ka kese pta chala.
Karan- Sara din toh chipki rehti hi size ka toh pta hi hoga.
Badi mami- Acha kaafi experience hai.
Karan- Haan kafi.
Badi mami- Haan chalo chale.
Karan- Haan jarur.
To be continued..
