Priye pathako, aapne meri pichhli kahani “Do Number Ka Badmash” padhi! mujhe bahut khushi hai ki aap sabhi ko meri kahani pasand aayi, jesa ki kahani ke mulyankan aur mujhe mile dhero parshansha-mails hai iske liye aapka bahut bahut dhanyawad! apni pichhli kahani me maine “makki” ka jikar kiya tha lagbhag har parshansha-mail me pathako ne puchha hai ki makki kon hai, iske bare me to kabhi pehle kisi kahani me nahi likha aur na hi makki ki hi koi kahani likhi hai! to mere ajij dosto aapki hai meri priyetma makki ki kahani! ye kahani nahi meri aatma ki aawaj hai, prem aashram wale guruji kehte hai ki ladkiyon ke pakki baal aane ke baad bur ya bhos, chudne ke baad chut aur fatne (bachcha hone) ke baad fuddi ban jati hai, ab main ye soch raha tha ki makki (monika) ki abhi pakki hi hai ya bur ban gayi, itna to pakka hai ki bhale hi uski pikki puri tarah se bur ya bhos na bani ho par wo banne ke liye jarur aatur hogi.
Pata nahi is kamsin ladkiyon ki pikki ko bur banne ki itni jaldi kyo lagi rehti hai aur jab bur ban jati hai to chut banne ke liye betaab rehti hai, makki mere sale ki ladki hai ghar me sab use makki aur school me wo monika mathur ke naam se jaani jati hai, umar 18 ke aas pass +2 me padhti hai! gadraya badan shokh chanchal chulbuli natkhat kamsin kyamat! kandho tak kate baal sutva naak patle patle gulabi honth jese shehad me bhari do pankhudiya surahidaar gardan billosi aankhe chhote-chhote neebu jo ab amrud ban gaye hai patli kamar chikani-chikani baahe aur kele ke ped ki tarah chikani jhanghe, sabse kamaal ki chij to uske chhote chhote kharbuje jese nitambh hai! hay bhagwaan.. agar koi khudkhushi karne ja raha ho aur uske nitambh dekh le to ek baar apna irada badalne par majbur ho jayega, uski pikki ya bhos ka to aap aur main keval andaja hi laga sakte hai to kul mila kar wo ek kayamat hai.
Aisi kanya kisi bhi achhe bhale aadmi ka ghar barbad kar sakti hai par mujhe kya pata tha ki bhagwaan ne ise mere liye hi banaya hai, pehle main apne baare me thoda bata doon! mera naam prem guru hai main ek multinational company me kaam karta hoon umar 32 saal kad 5’8″ rang gehua shakal surat thik thak, vese aadmiyon ki shakal-o-surat par jada dhyana nahi diya jata kyoki khas baat unka stetus hota hai aur dusra unki sex power! aur bhagwaan ne mujhe in dono chijo me malamaal rakha hai, mere land ka size 7″ hai aur motayi 2″ aur mera supada aage se patla hai aap soch rahe honge fir supade se chudai me jada maja nahi aata hoga to aap galat soch rahe hai! ye to bahgwaan ka ashirwaad aur niyamat samjhiye! gaand marwane wali aurat aise supade ko bahut pasand karti hai aur aadmiyo ko abhi land andar dalne me jada dikkat nahi hoti.
Jin aadmiyo ke land par til hota hai wo chudakkad hote hai aur fir mere to supade par til hai aap andaja laga sakte hai main kitna bada chudakkad aur gaand ka deewana hoon, meri patni madhu 36,28,36 umar 28 saal bahut khoobsurat hai par use gaand marwane ke liye manne me mujhe bahut minnat karni padti hai, lekin dosti ye fir kabhi kyoki ye kahani to makki ke baare me hai, wese to ye koikahani nahi mere apne jivan ki sachi ghatna hai! dar-asal main apne anubhav ek dairy me likhta tha aur ye sab usi me se liya gaya hai haan mukhye patro ke naam sthan jarur badal diye hai, main apni uski (?) badnaam kese kar sakta hoon jo ab is dunya me nahi jise main prem karta hoon aur janam janmantran tak karta rahunga, ise padh kar apko meri sachayi ka andaja ho jayega! mera dawa hai ki meri ye aap-biti apko gudgudayegi hasyegi romanch se bhar degi aur ant me aapki ankhe bhi jarur chhachhala jayegi, to chaliye dosto ab shuru karte hai “Teen Chumban”.
Pehla Chumban – meri ek fantasi thi kisi najuk kamsin kali ko ful banne ki, pichle 7-8 saalo me main lagbhag 15-20 ladkiyon aur aurato ko chod chuka hoon par ab main in motr mote nitambho aur bhari bhari jhangho wali aurato ki chodte chodte bor ho gaya hoon, maine apne saath padhne wali ladkiyon ko choda hai par wo bhi us samye 20-22 ki to jarur rahi hongi par haan apne kaam wali gulabo ki ladki anarkali jarur 18 ke aas pass rahi hogi par wo bhi mujhe tab mili jab uski bur chut me badal chuki thi, sach maani to pichhle 3-4 saalo se to main kisi kamsin ladki ko chodne ke chakkar me mara ja raha tha! shayad apko meri ye baate ajib si lage najuk kali ke parati meri deewanagi, hamare guruji kehte hai chudi chudai ladkiyon/auratond ko chodne me jada mushkil nahi hoti kyoki wo jada nakhre nahi karti aur chudwane me pura sehyog deti hai.
Is chhoti chhoti najuk siladkiyon ko patana aur chudai ke liye teyar karna sachmuch himalya parvat par chadhne se bhi jada mushkil kaam hai, kehte hai bhagwaan ke ghar der andher nahi! mera sala ki company me marketing manager hai to wo apne kaam ke chakkar me har jagha ghumta rehta hai aur is baar wo yaha tuar par aane wala tha, madhu ne use apni bhabhi aur makki ko bhi saath lane ko mana liya aur subah subah jab main unhe lene station gaya to makki ko dekh rar mera dil itni jor se dhadakne laga jese train ka engen! mujhe aisa laga ki jese mera dil halak ke raste bahar aa jayega, maine apne aap par badi mushkil se kaabu kiya! samne ek pari jesi bilori aanko wali najuk si ladki kandho par beby dol latkaye mere samne khadi thi, nile rang ka top aur kaale rang ki jeans pehne! sar par safed cap sports shiuj kaano me chhoti chhoti sone ki baliya aankho par rangin chashma? ufff.. mujhe katal karne ka pura irada liye hue.
Dono jhangho ke bich jeans pent ke andar fasi hui uski ubhari hui bur kisi farishte ka bhi iman khrab kar de, mujhe laha mera pappu need se jaag kar angdayi lene laga hai aur main bhi ullu ka patha hoon makki ko pehchan hi nahi paya! 3-4 saal pehle jab main apne sasural ke kisi fangshan me jab maine use dekha tha to uski umar koi 14-15 saak saal le lagbhag rahi hogi, main bhi kitna gadha tha itni khoobsurat bala ki aur mera dhyan pehle nahi gay, main to ek angutha chusne wwali jhakkad-tukkad chhupan-chhupayi khelne wali sadharan si ladki hi samajh raha tha, kitni jaldi ye ladki jawani me puri banmb ho gayi hai main use upar se niche tak dekhta hi reh gaya, uska badan kitna nikhar sa gaya tha aur main abhi soch hi raha tha ki uski pakki kitni badi ho gayi ho aur uske keshar kyari banani shuru hui ya nahi mera matlab hai ki wo abhi pakki hai ya but ban gayi hai pata nahi usne abhi tak apni pakki ya bur se mutne ka hi kaam liya hai ya kuch aur bhi.
Fir achanak mere sale ki aawaj mere kaano me padi, “arre prem! kaha kho gaye bhai?” main apne khwabo se jaga! “aaiye aaiye bhai sahab! raste me koi pareshani to nahi hui?” maine unka abhiwadan karte hue puchha, unhone mujhe kya jawab diya mujhe kaha dhyan tha meri aankhe to bas makki par se hatne ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi, aise najuk moke ka fayda kon kambakht nahi uthayega! aap samajh hi gaye honge maine aage badte hue makki ki apni baho ne bharte hue kaha “arre mikki mause! tu to bahut badi ho gayi hai” apne sine se lagaye maine uski gaali aur sar ke baalo par hath firaya! uske chhote chhote anrud mere sine se dab rahe the, uske najuk badan ki kuwari khushboo mere nathuno me sama gayi aur mujhe laga ki mere khwabo ki manji mere samne khadi hai, mera dil to kar raha tha ki uska pyaar se ek chumban le loon par station par uske mata-pita ke samne aisa karna sambhav nahi thi.
Na chahte hue bhi mujhe usse alag hona pada lekin alag hote hote maine uske gaalo par ek pyaari si thappi laga hi di, fir maine uska hath pakda aur hum sabhi satation ke bahar apni car ki aur aa gaye aur ghar pahunch kar madhu ne apne bhaiya bhabhi aur makki ka garamjoshi se sawagat kiya aur fir makki ki badhte hue kaha “aree mona tu?” madhu makki ko mona hi bulati hai, wo use baho me lete hue boli! “namaste bua ji!” shayad kahi sitar baji ho, jaltarang chhidi ho ya kisi amrayi me koyal kuki ho, itni mithi aur surili makki ke siva kiski ho sakti thi! “arre ye to mujhse bhi ek inch badi ho gayi hai” madhu ne kaha “haan lambi to bahut ho gayi hai par padhai likhai me abhi bhi mann nahi lagati” sudha me bura sa muh banate hue kaha! “are abhi bachchi hai apne aap padh legi tum kyo chinta karti ho” madhu boli, mainr soch raha tha “kya vakayi ye abhi bachchi hai uske satan nitambh to keher barpane wale ban chuke hai”.
“Fufa ji bathroom kidhar hai?” makki ne puchha, “aa..n ! haan! aao idhar hai” main uska hath pakad kar apne bedroom se lage bathroom ki aur le gaya, main jaanbujhkar use guest room ke saath bhi ek bathroom me nahi le gaya tha, “main saath aaun andar?” maine muskurate hue puchha! makki “nahi kyo?” main “wo fir koi chhipakli aa gayi to?” “ohh! hato aap bhi..” wo sharmati hui bathroom me ghus gayi aur darwaja band kar liya aur main bahar khada uske su su ki aawaj ka intejar karne laga, bahar khada main apne sapno me khoya hua tha! aaj se koi 3-4 saal pehle jab main apne sasural kisi fangshan me gaya tha tab ki ghatna meri aankho me fir se ghum gayi, mere saural me ghar do-majila hai upar ke bhag me ek kamra aur bathroom bana hai, main shaam ko chhat ke upar tehel raha tha ki itne me makki ke chikhne ki aawaj sunayi di aur wo lagbhag dodte hue bathroom se bahar aayi.
Wo thar thar kamp rahi thi aur isse pehle ki main kuchh samjhta use thokar lagi aur wo niche gir padi, maine bhag kar use uthaya! uske peir par chot lag gayi thi aur isse uski aankho me ansu aa gaye, main “arre kya hua?” makki ” wo ! wo !” makki to kuch bol hi nahi pa rahi thi “wo bathroom me chhipkali hai” meri hasi nikal gayi ki makki ko chhipkali se darr lagta hai aur jab wo uthi to uske muh se karah si nikal gayi “uiii.. maa..!” main “kya hua?” makki “mere peir me chot lag gayi” usne apna ghutna masalte hue kaha, maine uske ghutne par hath firaya! usne middi aur top pehna tha aur maddi me pushth jhanghe kamal ki thi, main uski bur to nahi dekh sakta tha par uske gore gore ghutno aur jhangho ko dekh kar andaja to laga hi sakta tha ki wo to puri kayamat hogi, maine uska ghutna sehlaya! wo thoda sa chhil gaya tha aur thoda khun bhi chamakne laga tha.
Maine kaha “ab tumhe doctor injection lagayega!” to wo rone lagi aur boli “nahi main injection nahi lagwaungi ! mujhe injection se bada darr lagta hai” “bhai gaon me to bas thuk laga dete hai par yaha to?” maine aage ki baat jaan bhujh kar nahi kahi, “haan ye thik hai?” makki ne hami bhari, to maine turant uske ghutne par apni jeebh laga di aur thoda sa thuk us par laga kar ek chumma le liya to makki khilkhila kar has padi, “ohh!! fufa ji.. aap bhi..?” main “kyo kya hua?” makki “koi ghutne par bhi pappi leta hai?” usne meri aur aashcharye se dekha to maine kaha “achha to koin si jagha pappi lete hai?” “pappi to gaalo par li jati hai” wo masumiyat se boli, main “achha! to aao fir gaalo par bhi le lete hai!” main aage badha aur uske naram mulayam gulabi hontho par apne honth rakh diye aur maine dhire dhire uske hontho ko chuma aur fir apni jeebh un par firane laga jese sawan ka pyaasa barish ki har bund ko pi jana chahata hai,
Main uske hontho ko chumne laga wo pura sath de rahi thi aur uske liye to maano ye ek khel hi tha, maine jab jeebh uske muh me dalne ki koshish ki to wo hasne lagi, mera dil ghadak raha tha meri bhavnao ka use chhoti umar me kya bhaan hoga wo to ise keval apne uncle ka pyaar hi samjh rahi thi par mere liye to ye amulye nidhi ki tarah tha, hamara ye chumban karib 3-4 mint to jarur chala hoga aur fir hum apne hontho par jeebh ferte hue alag ho gaye, mere pass use god me uthane ka sunhera avsar tha to maine use god me utha kiya aur use bhala kya etraj ho sakta tha, uske peir me to chot lagi thi aur wo apne peiro se chal kar niche nahi ja sakti thi, main use god me uthaye sidiyo se niche utarne laga! usne apni bahe mere gale me daal di aur apni aankhe band karke mere sine par apna sar rakh diya, uske chhote chhote neebu mere sine se lage the aur main to jese nihal hi ho gaya.
Mera pappu to pent me dhama chonkadi macha raha tha aur ab mere pass muth marne ke alawa koi chara nahi bacha tha to maine bathroom ka darwaja band kar liya! aur ???? dosto makki aur mera yeh pehla chumban tha aap soch rahe honge is chumban lene me kya maja aaya hoga! kya netik aur samajik rup se mujh jese padhe likhe aur sharif samjhe jaane wale ke liye aisa karna thik tha! maine kua galat kiya hai? maine to ek chatur bhavre ki tarah el kachi kali ras use bina koi nuksan pahunchaye pi liya tha, maine uski komal bhavnao se nina khilwad kiye ek chumban hi to liya hai? isme itna halla machane ki kya jarurat hai! aap shayad abhi meri in baato ko nahi samjhoge! dusra aur teesra chumban bhi jald hi apke samne hoga aur meri mail id hai “[email protected]”.
Inspired by – Antarvasna
