Mai: ab jaldi chalo maa pandit aa gya hoga.
Maa: arre kisi ne mujhe ese dulhan ke kpdo mai dekh liya to.
Mai: arre kuch nhi maa apna ghunghat thoda bda krlo bss.
Wese bhi uss wqt garami me dopher kaa time tha.Fir mai jldi se gaadi lekr aaya aur mai aur maa bina kisi ki nazro mai aaye fta-ft wha se nikl liye.
10 kim dur ek choote se sun-aan mandir pe aa gye. Mene gaadi se utaar kr dekha aas-paas koi nhi tha. Fir mene maa ko ishara kiya wo bhi bhaar aa gyi.
Maa: mujhe to drr lg rha hai.
Mai: arre maa kuch nhi hoga mai hu naa
Mene kske maa k kamar pkd li aur hum mandir jaane lga, aur manir ke gate par aate hi.
Maa: arre yha to koi nhi hai.
Mai: arre maa ruko to shi, mai dekhta hu.
Mene under jaake dekha to 2 pujari lete hue the. Maine unhe jgaya aur baat ki aur fir maa ko bhi under bulaa liya.
Jese hi maa under aayi wo to maa ko dekhte hi rhe gye. Kyuki maa ka chehra to dikh nhi rha tha, lekin unkaa gora mulayam pet dikh rha tha
Aur dono pujari usse dekh kr hi pagal se ho gye aur ekdusre ki taraf dekhne lge aur apna lund khujane lge.
Pujari : to ye hai tumhari biwi, lgta hai bhgaa kr laaye ho.
Mai: haa pandit ji humare maa baap maan nhi rhe the isliye issse bhgaa kr le aaya. (mene bhi jhoot bol diya)
Pujari: lekin bina maa baap ke to hum shaadi nhi krva skte.
Aur fir wo maa ke pet ko ghurne lge. Maa whi khdi sb kuch sunn rhi thi aur ye sunn kr wo meri taraf dekhne lgi.
Mai: arre kuch nhi hoga pandit ji. Thodi der ki to baat hai.
Pandit: arre nhi bhai khi kuch ho gya to baad mai hum par hi baat aayegi. Wese ek tarika hai aagr tum chaho to.
Mai smjh gya ye maa ke gore mukayam pet dekh kr pagal hua jaa rha hai, isiliye ye bina kaand kre nhi manega.
Fir wo mujhe side me le gya aur bola – yaar teri biwi to badi sunder hai aur tu to uska bhoog lga chukaa hoga. Aagr tu humme bhi ek-ek..
Mai: pandit ji tum to bde kutte insaan ho (wese jb koi aur aadmi maa ko ghurta ya chedta tha to mujhe bda mjaa aata tha aur yha bhi mai yhi chahta tha)
Pandit: dekh bhai wese bhi koi zabardasti to hai nhi, bss humari dakshina smjh kr krva dena baki tumhari mrji.
Mene socha jb saala mera khud ka rishtedaar chachaji free mai maa ke jism se khel skta hai, to inn dono kutto se mujhe kya dikat aur ye to wese bhi humari shadi krva rha hai. Jiske baad mujhe maa ki gand maarne ki permission mil jayegi.
Mai: chlo thik hai pandit ji, lekin bss chumaa chaati krna lekin.
Pandit: arre wha bhaiya, haa humare liye to wo hi bhot hai.
Fir mai aur pandit aa gye aur mene maa ko ishara kiya ki sb thik hai. Aur frr mene aur maa ne 7 fere liye aur mene maa ko mangalsutra phenaya.
Pandit: lo bhaiya aaj se ye tumhari patni hui aur tum inke pati.
Maa niche muh krke muskuraane lgi.
Pandit: ab bhaiya humari dakshina bhi de do.
Mai: ek min pandit ji (aur fir mai maa ko lekr jra side mai aa gya aur unhe saari baat btane lga, aur fir maa boli)
Maa: tu bhi naa kya krta rehta hai. Chal thik hai lekin bas chumaa chati, unhe apni chut nhi marne dungi.
Aur fir maa diwar ke sahare hi khdi ho gyi aur mene unn dono ko bulaa liya, wo to bhuke bhadiyo ki trh maa pe chad gye aur unkaa pet pkd kr chatne lge aur ek maa ke chuche chusne lga. Lekin bichare maa ke jism ke aage tik nhi paaye aur 1-2 min me hi dono ne apni lungi me hi jhaad diya.
Aur dono jamin par hi late gye. Mai aur maa dono ko dekh kr hussne lge.
Mai: pandit ji iss rand ko har koi nhi jhel paata, itne aaram se nhi manti ye, ye dekho mai dekhata hu. (maa niche muh krke huss rhi thi tabhi maa ke blouse me se unka chucha bhaar nikala aur unka nipple danto me bhich, maa ekdm chilaa pdi)
Mai: dekha chila padi naa.
Pandit: arre ekbar aur krne de beta, kasam se jaan nikal dunga iski.
Mai: ab nhi, jb muaka diya jb to kra nhi, ab bhaad me jao.
Pandat ji ki to shkl hi ban gyi, fir mene maa ki kamar pkdi aur car ki taraf jaane lge. Tbhi mene maa se kha aaj to tum bch gyi maa.
Maa: aree wo to mene uski lungi me se jor se muth maar di thi tbhi to wo itna jldi nikl liya. Bda aaya mere chuche chusne.
Aur mai aur maa jor se huss pde, fir mai aur maa gadi mai beth kr ghr jaane lge.
Mai: aaj se to tum meri biwi ho gyi ho maa.
Maa: (muskurate hue) beta biwi to tuune mujhe phele hi bna diya tha aaj to bss shaadi hui hai.
Mai: chlo maa phele thoda ghumenge fir raat ko tumhare saath suhagraat bnaunga.
Maa: arre inn dulhan ke kapdo mai kese ghumungi me.
Mai: tension mtt lo maa abhi tumhari liye ek saree le lete hai, fir tum wo hi pehn kr ghumna.
Fir humne ek dukaan se blue colour ki saree li, maa ne wo saree pehni aur fir hum mall ghumne chle gye, fir movie wgrh dekhte hue shaam ho gyi aur hum ghr jaane lge.
Raste me ek theke ki dukan mili to mene car rok di.
Maa: arre car kyu rok di.
Mai: daaru lene ke liye.
Maa samjh gyi ki ye aaj suhagraat pe unka dhngse kand krega, aur wo niche muh krke muskurane lgi. Lekin mujhe abhi bhi ek chij ki talash thi. Jo abhi tk mujhe nhi mili thi.
Lekin jese hi daaru ki bottle lekr aa rha tha. Mujhe wo chij dikh gyi, mai jldi se gya aur 3 kharid li, asal me wo 3 alunminium ke chlee (ring) the jinhe mai maa ke chuchiyo ke nipple aur navel me lgane waala tha. Lekin mene unhe pehle nhi btaya aur car me lekr aa gya .
Mai: maa aaj se to tum meri gandmri bhi bnn jauogi
Maa niche muh krke muskuraane lgi. Aur thodi der me hum ghr pohch gye raat ke 9 bj chuke the. Suhagraat kr liye bistar to mene pehle hi sja diya tha. Ab to maa ka intzar tha.
Mai: maa akhir kaar humara milan ho hi gya suhagraat kaa. Aao ab chle bistar pe.
Maa: wo to hoona hi tha, lekin abhi tu jaa bed pe aur mai dulhan ki trh aaungi dodh kaa glass lekr tb tu chdiyo mere upper.
Mai: arre maa jldi aao. Kasam se ab intzaar nhi hoo rha. (aur itna kehete hi mai saree me se hi maa ki gand maarne lga)
Maa: (husste hue) htt bdmash aur bhaag kr under tyaar hoone chli gyi.
Aur mai bhi suhagraat ke liye tyaar hoone chla gya. Mene apna kurta pehna aur sidha bed par jaakr let gya aur maa ka wait krne lga.
Puure bed par gulab ki pankhdi pdi thi aur mai raja ki trh leta hua tha aur itne mai hi maa dulhan ki trh saj kr aane lgi. Mera to lund phele se hi khda tha aur ma ko dekhte hi to.
Ab maa doodh kaa glass liye bilkul mere saamne khdi thi aur unke dulhan ke jode me unkaa jism kya lg rha rha. Me apko dhngse btata hu.
Maa ne apna ghunghat sirf hoontho tk kr rkha tha, unke blouse me unke aadhe chuche bhar the aur unkaa chiknaa mulayam pet to mashah-allah kya chamak rha tha.
Aaj to meri maa kuch jyada hi maal lg rhi thi aur mai bss unhe ghure jaa rha tha. Mere muh se to raal bhi nikl rhi thi.
Maa: bss dekhte hi rhehga kya. Le doodh pe le.
Mai to kasam se bilkul pagal ho gya tha apni chikni maa ko dekh kr, mene unke haath se glass lekr rkh liya aur unkaaa glaa pkd kr..
To be continued..
