Har land ek chut mangta hai aur har chut ek land! aur isi tarah ye puri duniya ye puri kaynat chalti hai, aur aksar kabhi kabhi ye land chut ka rishta dusre rishto ko bhi nahi dekhta aur reh jata hai to bas land chut aur chudai ka rishta!, kher ye sab baate to lagbhag hum sabhi jante hai kyoki isi liye to aap ye kahani padh rahe ho aur main ise likh raha hoon, to aaiye shuru karte hai aaj ki kahani “Ek Land Ki Kartut” ye kahani shuru hoti hai arun naam ke ek ladke se jiski umar 19 saal paar kar chuki thi aur uski mardangi ab har ek mard ki tarah ek chut sunghne lagi thi, arun ek hata kata nojawan hai aur ab tak usne muth marne me to maharath hasil kar hi li thi, wo jab bhi bathroom me jata to apne gandhi ki puri kutai karta aur jab tak uske sar se kamukta ki dhaar naa nikal jaye tab tak bina ruke puri teji se land ko aage pichhe karta aur zindagi ka wo param aanad hasil karta jo har ladk/mard pana chahta hai par dosto arun hi kyo?.
Aap sab konsa kam ho land to aap bhi mathi me hilate honge? kyo sahi kaha na chalo koi baat nahi ab kahani par chalte hai, arun ke ghar me uske pita “rajesh” umar 45 saal ek business man hai aur maa “anita” umar 40 saal ek house wife hai aur ek chhoti behen “priya” umar 18 saal hai, ye chhota sa parivar apne gaon se ek shehar me rehta hai kyoki rajesh yani arun ke pita ji ka business shehar me hi hai aur jesa maine pehle btaya hi hai anita arun ke maa ek house wife hai aur chhoti behen priya college me b.a 1st year me hai aur isi ke sath sath arun bhi same college me hai aur b.a final year me hai, ye kahani tab shuru hoti hai jab arun subah apne kamre me ghode bech kar aaram se so raha tha, anita “are beta utho kab tak sote rahoge jara ghadi ki taraf dekho 8 baj chuke hai tumhe college nahi jana kya?” arun sustate hue bola “ohhh maa kya hua mujhe sone do!!”.
Anita “thik hai fir mujhe mat kehna ki tumhe jagaya kyo nahi aur main let ho gaya wagera wagera” arun “ohh thik hai maa main abhi uth jata hoon bas 5 mint aur mujhe bahot need aa rahi hai” anita “achha fir sote raho mujhe mat kehna baad me maine to apna kaam kar diya tumne jagane ke liye bola tha maine jaga diya” arun “maa tum aise bilkul nhi manogi acha baba main uth jata hoon” arun tabhi uthta hai aur sidhe bathroom me nahane ke liye ghus jata hai aur tabhi anita kamre se bahar jete hue boli “haan ye hoi na ache bachcho wali baat ab tum time par college pahonchoge” aur tabhi anita priya ko jagati hai aur rasoyi me nashta banae lag jati hai aur fir 15 mint baad saara pariwar nashte ke liye table par ikathe hote hai jaha rajesh pehle se hi akhbar padh raha tha, arun “good morning dad” rajesh “good morning beta ready ho gaye college ke liye” arun “yes dad” tabhi pariya aati hai “good morning dad aur bhai”.
To wo dono bhi use good morning bolte hai aur fir anita nashta laga deti hai aur sabhi nashta karne bath jate hai aur 10 mint me nashata aur yaha waha ki baate karne ke baad, rajesh “chalo bhai main to chalta hoon apna kaam dekhta hoon” arun “priya ab hame bhi chalna chahiye kahi hame college ke liye der na ho jaye” priya “haan bhai main abhi aati hoon aap bike bahar nikalo” arun “ok par jaldi aa jana kabhi tum apne saath saath mujhe bhi let karwa do” priya “haan haan baba bas abhi aa rahi hoon” aur arun apni bike ghar se bahar nikalne me lag jata hai aur priya apne room me aa jati hai aur kuch books uthati hai aur shishe me apne aapne aap ko ek baar dekhti hai, dosto sach batau to priya husan ki pari ek lajawab hasina hai uske chuche abhi ubharne shuru hue the aur uski patli kamar aur komal si gaand, usne pink t-shirt aur blue jeans pehni hui the.
Aur us t-shirt me uski wo chhote chhote chuchak ek dam keher dha rahe the 32,26,34 ke figure je saath priya aaine me to keher ho dha rahi thi, kher usne apne baal set kiye aur jald baaji me apne komal se najuk najuk do chhote chhote chucho ko apne hatho se dabaya aur bich ki aur bhinch diya aur fata fat bhagte hue gate ki aur badne lagi jaha arun bike par horn bajata hua use bula raha tha, priya “aa to gayi bhai ab to bas karo” arun “mujhe tumhare liye rukna hi nahi chahiye kyoki tum apne saath saath mujhe bhi let karwati ho” priya “oohh hooo kuch bhi!! acha ab chalo” par kher wo dono samye par college pahonch gaye aur college pahunchte hi priya apni class ki aur chal padi aur arun apne dosto ki aur badne laga, arun ke dosto ke naam karan ravi aur vishal ye teeno arun ke bahot karibi dost hai aur uski hi umar ke hai aur rang bhi uski ki tarah hai par vishal thoda savla hai kher chali ab aage badhte hai.
Arun “kese ho kamino?” karan “abe sale kya baat ham kamine to tu kon?” vishal “are koi baat nahi yaar hum kamine to ye gandu! its so simple” aur teeno jor se hane lage, arun “yaaa very funny” ravi “chalo koi baat nhi tu gaandu nahi tu chutiya” arun “abe salo maa ke lodo aaj kya hua tumko jo meri bajaye ja rahe ho?” arun “chalo yaar baki bate jane do ye batao ki komal aayi ke nahi aaj?” dosto komal priya ki classmate aur uski sabse karibi dost hai aur arun uski hi bajana chahta aur ab kya bajana chahta hai ye mujhe batane ki jarurat nahi hai kyoki ab aap itne so samajdaar ho hi! kyo sahi kaha na chalo kher ab aage badte hai, karan “haan yaar aayi hai aur hamesha ki tarah patakha lag rahi hai aaj bhi” arun “achha! kher isme nayi baat kya hai saali hamesha hi patakha lagti hai” ravi “haan yaar baat to sahi kahi tune” karan “yaar maine to ise pehle hi bataya hai ki priya ki jariye is pata par ye sala manta kaha hai”.
Arun “abe sale pagal hai kya agar usne priya ko sab kuch bata diya to bahot badi musibat khadi ho jayegi” vishal “haan ye to hai par agar pat gayi to uski kuwari chut ka maja bhi to tujhe hi milega na mere bhai” ravi “haan yaar sahi kaha” arun “chalo salo ab bas karo aur wese bhi tumhari to wo bhabhi hi lagi” karan “hmmm iske bare me to sochna hi padega?” arun “kyo be sale main kabhi anjali (karan ki girlfriend) me aisa bolta hoon” karan “haan par beta agar tumne moka mil bhi gaya to tu uski ghufa me ghumne ke liye jara sa bhi time kharab nahi karega” ravi “chhodo yaar main to keh raha hoon chalo aaj kisi randy ko hi chod aate hai” vishal “haan yaar wese bhi bade din ho gaye chut mare kisi ki” arun “nahi nahi yaar aaj class jarur lagani hai”, aur fir sare apni class ki aur badhne lagte hai, dosto mujhe achha to nahi lag raha par aaj ke liye bas itna hi par aap fikar mat kijiye abhi to kahani sirf shuru hui hai aage aage padhiyega ki hota hai kya.
To dosto hum milte rahege timt time par ya yu kaho ki ab se har roj, to fir apne comments aur feedbacks aap mujhe mail kar sakte hai meri mail id hai “[email protected]” ya fir aap niche comment section me bhi likh sakte hai aur haan dosto ek baat aur kahani abhi shuru hui hai to ise apne kamuk roop me aane me thoda time to jarur lagega to padhte rahiye aur hilate rahiye, dhanyawad. Kahani padhne ke baad apne vichar niche comments me jarur likhe, taaki hum apke liye roz aur behtar kamuk kahaniyan pesh kar sake – DK
