Kahani ke pehle part me apne padha ki kese meri najar sexy anar par padi aur main usko apni anarkali banane ki sochne laga ab aage, wo herani se meri aur dekhne lagi “maine suna hai ki tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai” maine puchha, “shaadi nahi sahab gona ho raha hai” “haan haan wahi!! par tum to abhi bahut chhoti ho itni kam umar me ??” “chhoti kaha hoon! puri 18 ki ho gayi hoon aur fir garib ki beti to gharwalo, rishtedaaro aur mohalle walo shohdon ki najar me to 10-12 saal ki bhi jawan hoti hai har koi ise lutne khsotne ke chakkar me rehta hai” anarkali ne mahol hi ghambhir bana diya to maine baat ko apne malab ki aur modte hue kaha “chalo wo to thik hai par tum to janti ho main.. mera matlab madhu.. hum sabhi tumhe kitne pyaar se chahte hai tum hamse dur chali jaogi” main haklata hua sa bola aur uska hath apne hath me le liya par usne bhi hath chhudwane ki koi koshish nahi ki.
Mera ji to kar raha tha ki use keh doon ki main tumhe chodne ke chakkar me hi to laga hoon par keh nahi paya, “haan sahab main janti hoon ! aap aur madhu didi to mujhe bahut chahte ho aur didi to mujhe apni chhoti behen ki tarah manti hai” dhukh to mujhe bhi hai par sasural to ek din jana hi padta hai na! kyo main galat to nahi keh rahi ?” main chup raha par fir anarkali boli “sahab aap udas kyo hote ho ! apko koi aur nokrani mil jayegi” main “par tumhare jesi kaha milegi !” wo “kyo aisa kya hai mujhme ?” main “arre meri rani tum janti ho tu kitni sundar ho m m mera matlab hai ki tum har kaam kitne sundar dang se karti ho” wo “kaam ka to thi hai par itni sundar kaha hoon ?” main “hire ko apni kimat ka pata nahi hota kabhimere jese johari ki najar se bhi to dekho” wo “sahab itne sapne mat dikhao ki unke tutne gam main bardash na kar paaun” main “dekho anarkali main sach kehta hoon tumhare jaane ke baad mera mann bahut udas ho jayega”.
Wo “main janti hoon sahab” aur anarkali ne apni palke band kar li ! loha garam ho gaya tha jaal bichh chuka tha ab to bas shikaar fasne hi wala tha to main jabardast acting kart hue bola “anar mujhe lagta hai ki humara pichhle janam ka jarur koi rishta hai kahi tum pichhle janam me anarkali ya madhubala to nahi thi?” maine pasa fenka! aur main aage bol hi raha tha ki “aur main shayad salim” par mere ye shabd hontho par hi reh gaye! anarkali boli “mujhe kya babuji aap to mujhe sapne hi dikha rahe hai” anarkali ki aankhe ab bhi band thi wo shayad kuch soch rahi thi! ” main tumhe koi sapna nahi dikha raha bilkul sach kehta hoon main tumhe in do mahino me kitna chahne laga hoon aur agar meri shaadi na hui hoti to main tumhe apni dulhan bana leta!” wo boli “sahab main to ab bhi apni hi hoon!” mera dil uchhalne laga! machhali fas gayi aur mera land to is samay kutumbminar bana hua tha!.
Ek dam 120 digree par agar hath hi lagao to tan ki aawaj aaye! main use apni bahon me bhar lena chaha par kuch soch kar uski thudi ko thoda sa uthaya aur apne honth uski aur badhaye hi the ki usne apni aankhe kholi aur mujhe apni aur badta dekh achanak uth khadi hui, mera dil dhak se reh gaya ki machhali fisal to nahi rahi! “nahi mere shehjade itni jaldi nahi! tumhare liyee ho sakta hai ye khel ho yaa time pass ka mamla ho par mere liye to zindagi ka anmol pal hoga! main itni jald baaji me aur main ise is tarike se gujarna pasand nahi karungi” “please ek baar meri anarkali bas ek baar” main gidgidaya kyoki main to apni kili thok dene par utaru tha par wo boli “sabar karo mere parwane itni bhi kya jaldi hai aaj ki raat ko hum yaadgaar banayenge” “par raat ko tum kese aaogi?? tumhare ghar wale??” maine apni aashanka batayi! “wo mujh par chhod to aap nahi jante jab aap tour par kai kai dino ke liye bahar jaate ho to main didi ke pass hi soti hoon.
Mere ghar walon ko pata hai” anarkali ne mere hontho par ungali rakhte hue kaha! aur main bas gumsum muh liye wahi khada reh gaya aur anarkali chai banane rasoi me chali gayi! main sochne laga ki kahi wo mujhe chutiya to nahi bana gayi? ye saala saksena bhi ek number ka ghadha hai (arre yaar hamara padosi) har chij galat samye par karega! raat ko 11 baje baje bhajan sunega aur subha frida khanam ki gazal! ab bhi uske flat se dek par sun raha hai, yu hi palu me bethe raho! aaj.. jaane ki jinda na.. karo ! par aaj mujhe laga ki usne sahi gana sahi wakt par lagaya hai! aaj sukarwar ka din tha office me koi khas kaam nahi tha to maine chhuti maar li aur din me anarkali ke liye kuch shopping ki, mera pappu to tas se mas nahi ho raha tha raat ke intezar me! aur ek baar to mann ki ki muth maar hi loon par baad me pappu ko samjhaya ki thoda sabar karna sikho.
Raat ko 10:30 baje anarkali chupchal bina bel bajaye andar aa gayi aur darwaja band kar diya! main to drawing room me uska intezar hi kar raha tha aur achanak ek bhini si kuwari khushboo se sara drawing room bhar utha! uske aate hi main dod kar usse lipat gaya aur 2-3 chumban uske gaalon hotho ke tada tad le liye! wo ghabrai si bas mujhe dekhti reh gayi aur boli “ohh.. fir utavlapan mere shehjade hamare pass sari raat padi hai jaldi kya hai?” main”meri anarkali ab mujhe tumhari ye dur sehen nahi hoti” wo bilo “pehle bedroom me to chalo!” maine use god me utha liya aur bedroom me aa gaya! ab mera dhyan uski aur tha patiyala sut pehne baalon me punjabi paranda hontho me surkh lali! main to bas use dekhta hi reh gaya sut me tight kase hue uske unnat uuroj patli kamar mote nitambh main apne aap ko kaabu me kaha rakh pata! maine use apni bahon me bhar liya aur usne bhi apni ankhe band kar li.
Main “meri anarkali” wo “haan mere shehjade” main “mujhe to vishwas nahi tha ki tum aaogi! mujhe to lag raha hai ki main ab bhi sapna dekh raha hoon!” wo “nahi mere shehjade ye khwab nahi hakikat hai! khwab to ye mere liye hai!” main “wo kyo?” wo “mera mann darr raha hai ki kahi tum mujhe hul to nahi jaoge! kyoki anarkali ki kismat me to diwaar me chinna hi likha hota hai” main “nahi meri anrkali main tumse pyaar karta hoon tumhe kese dhokha de sakta hoon” maine keh to diya par baad me socha agar usne puchh liya kya madhu ke sath ye dhokha nahi hai to mere pass koi jawb nahi hoga! to main usse kaha “anarkali main to shaadi shuda hoon apni biwi ko to nahi chhod sakta par tumhe bhi utna pyaar karta rahunga jitna madhu se karta hoon” wo boli “mujhe yakin hai mere shehjade” annu jis tarike se bol rahi thi main soch raha tha kahi anarkali sachmuch “mugal-e-azam” to nahi dekh kar aayi hai!.
Ab deri karna kaha ki samjh daari thi maine pura natak karte hue pass padi ek chhoti si dibiya uthayi aur usme se ek neckless (sone ka) nikala aur anarkali ke gale me daal diya (is mast hirni ki kayamat ke liye 5-10 hajar rs. ki kaha parwah thi mujhe) amarkali to use dekh kar jhum hi uti aur pehli baar usne apne honth mere hontho par rakh kar chum liye! fir maine uske kapde uthar diye aur maine apna kurta pejama bhi uthar diya, usne light band karne ko kaha to maine mana kar diya hamare pyaar ka bhi to koi gawah hona chahiye par wo badi mushkil se maani, main sirf chaddi me tha aur anarkali bra aur panty me thi ye wahi bra panty thi jo maine use 10-15 din pehle lakar di thi wo puri teyari karke aayi thi, main to uska badan dekhta hi reh gaya maine use apni bahon me bhar liya aur uski bra ke hook khol diye, ek dam mast kabutar uchhal kar bahar aa gaye gore gore chhote nazuk mulaya! erola 1.5 ya 2 inch ka gehre gulabi rang ke chuchak matar ke daane jitne.
Maine unko muh me lekar chusna shuru kar diya aur wo jor jor se siskariyan lene lagi, main ek hath se ek anar daba raha tha aur uske nitambho par kabhi uski pith par ghuma raha tha, uske hath mere sir par aur meri pith par ghum rahe the aur koi das mint tak maine uske chuchon ko chusa hoga, ab maine uski panty utar di aur usne sharam ke maare apne hath chut par rakh liye, maine kaha meri raani hath hatao!” to wo boli “mujhe sharam aati hai!” maine kaha “agar sharam aati hai to apne hath apni aankho par rakho is pyaari chiz par nahi! ab ispar tumhara koi hak nahi raha kyoki ab ye meri ho gayi hai” to wo boli “haan mere shehjade ab to main saari ki saari tumhari hoon” main hat se uske hath pare kar diye, waah!! kya kayamat chupa rakhi thi usne! paav roti ki tarha fuli hui surkh laal chut mere samne thi, bilkul gori chitti jhantho ka koi naamo nishan nahi jese aaj hi usne apni jhanthe saaf ki ho.
Chut ki fanken santare ki fankon jitni moti aur ras bhari aur andar ke honth halke gulabi aur coffee rang ke aapas me jude hue aur chut ka chira koi chaar inch ka aur gehrayi patli khai jesi, chut ka daana matar ke daane jitna bada surkh laal anardane jesa aur jhanghe sang-mar-mar jesi chikni, daayi jhangh par ek til par chut ki padosan (gaand) ke darshan abhi nahi hue the kyoki anarkali abhi leti thi aur uske peir bhinche hue the, maine uske peiron ko thoda felaya to gaand ka chhed bhi najar aaya, chhed bahut bada to nahi tha par itna chhota bhi nahi tha halke bhure rang ka bilkul sikuda hua chikna chatt, us chhed ki chiknayi dekh kar mujhe herani hoi ki yeh chhed itna chikna kyo hai, baad me anarkali ne mujhe bataya tha ki wo puri teyari karke aayi thi usne apni jhanthe aaj hi saaf ki thi aur chut aur gaand dono par usne meri di hui khushboo wali cream lagayi thi.
Maine apne aap ko ron nahi paya aur apne jalte honth uski gulabi chut ki fankon par rakh diye, wo jor se sisakne lagi uski kuwari chut ki khushboo se mera tann mann sab sarabor ho gaya, ek chumma lene ke baad maine jeebh se uski andarwali fanke kholi aur apni jeebh uske andar daal di, usne apni dono tange upar mod kar mere gale me kenchi ki tarah daal di aur mere sar ke baal palad liye, main mast hua uski chut chuse chaate ja raha tha aur koi 10 mint tak maine uski chut chaati hogi, wo bhi masti me siskariya liye ja rahi thi aur bad bada rahi thi ” mere shehjade ! mere salim ! sahab ji !..” ab uske jhadne ka wakt najdik aa gaya tha kyoki wo jor jor se chila rahi thi aur jor se chuso ! aur jor se chuso ! maja aa raha hai ! mera land chaddi me apna sar ghun raha tha to maine ek hath se uske ek santre ko kas kar pakad liya aur use maslne laga.
Dusre hath ki tarjani ungali se uski garam chikni gaand ka chhed tatolne laga aur jab chhed mil gaya to maine teen kaam ek saath kiye! pehle uski chuchi ko masla ! dusra uski chut ko muh me lekar jor jor se chusa aur teesra apni ek ungali uski gaand ke ek chhed me daal di!, uska sharir pehle se hi akda ja raha tha aur uski jhanghe mere gale ke gird jor se lipti hui thi aur fir usne ek jor ki kilkaari maari aur uske saath hi wo jhad gayi, uski chut se koi do chamach shehed jesa khata mitha namkin pani jese sawad wala kaam ras nikla jisse meramuh bhar gaya, maine use pura pi gaya aur fir wo shant pad gayi, aurat to sakhlit karane ka yeh sabse badhiya tariya hai, madhu ko jhadne me kai baar jab der lagti hai to main yehi tarika apnata hoon, ab maine apni chaddi nikal feki aur mera sher dahad marne laga tha, aaj to uska jalal dekhne layak tha 7″ ka gehuaa rand 120 digee me musted jang ladne wale sipahi ki tarah.
Maine anarkali se use pyaar karne ko kaha to wo boli “nahi aaj nahi chus sakti” aur maine jab iska karan puchha to wo boli “aaj mera sukarwaar ka warat hai nahi to main apko nirash nahi karti main janti hoon is ras ko pine se aankhon ki jyoti badhti hai aur pati ki umar par kya kru ye kuch khata sa hota hai na shukarwaar ke warat me kuch kahta khaya piya nahi jata!” maine kaha main pani muh me nahi nikalunga bas ek baar tum ise muh me lekar chus lo, to wo maan gayi aur apne ghutno ke bal beth kar mera land chusne lagi, pehle usne use chuma fir jeebhi firayi aur ueke baad apne muh me lekar chusne lagi, mere land ne 2-3 tupke pre-cum ke chhode hi diye par land chusne ki lajjat me use kuch pata nahi chala aur jab mujhe lagne laga ki ab mamla gadbad ho sakta hai to maine apne land uske muh se bahar nikal liya, ab to bas up bihar (chut aur gaand) lutne ka kaam reh gaya tha.
To maine use sidha leta diya aur apni tarjani ungali par thuk lagaya aur uski pehle se hi gili chut me ghach se daal di to wo chuhki “uuiii.. maa..!!” ab der karna kaha ki samjhdaari thi maine jhat se apna land uski chut ke muh par rakha aur jor ka dhakka lagaya aur aadha land ghapp se uski rasili chut me chala gaya aur ek do jhatke ke sath mera pura ka pura 7″ ka land uski chut me fit ho gaya, w thoda sa chuhki par baad me aa.. uuiii.. aahh.. karne lagi, mujhe shak hua ki kahi uski chut pehle se chudi hui to nahi hai?, to maine use puchh hi liya “kyo meri anarkali ! jada dard to nahi hau ?” to wo muskurate hue boli “main janti hoon ki aap kya puchhna chahte hai ?” main “kya?” wo boli “ki meri seal tutne par khun kyo nahi nikla aur pehli baar land lene par bhi main chikhi chilayi kyo nahi ?” main “huumm.. haan” wo “to suniye meri chut aur gaand dono hi anchudi aur kuwari hai.
Aur aaj pehla land apka hi uske andar gaya hai par meri chut ki seal pehle se hi tuti hui hai” main ” wo kab.. ye kese hua?” sunkar mujhe herani hui! to wo boli “dar asal koi 8-10 mahine pehle ek din baapu ne amma ko bahut buri tarah se choda tha ! use raat main aur mere chote bhai behen ek kone me dubke hue pade the hamare ghar me ek hi kamra hai na! baapu bata rahe the unhone koi 11 number ko goli khai hai (wo vigra ki baat kar rahi thi) unka ghadhe jesa land 8-9 inch ka to jarur hoga aur us din unhone amma ki do teen baar chudai ki aur ek baar gaan maar kar use adhmari karke hi chhoda tha! ye jo naya celender aaya hai shayad usi raat ka kamal hai main jaag rahi thi aur maine pehli baar apni chut me ungali daal kar dekhi thi to mujhe bahut maja aaya aur jab main bahut uttejit ho gayi to main pani peene ke bahane bahar aayi aur rasoi me jakar maine waha rakhi ek moti taazi muli padi dekhi jo baapu ke land ke aakar ki lag rahi thi !.
To maine use aage se thoda sa toda aur sarso ka tel laga kar ek hi jhatke me sidha apni kuwari chut me ghusa diya aur meri dard ke mare chikh nikal gayi aur chut khun se bhar gayi ! mujhe bahut dard hua aur main samajh gayi ki meri seal tut gayi hai” usne ek hi sans me sab kuch bata diya tha, fir thodi baad boli “arre ruk kyo gayi dhakke kyo band kar diye ?” to maine dhana dhan 8-9 dhakke kas kar laga diye aur ab to mera land dugune utsah se chod raha tha, kya makkhan malayi chut thi bilkul madhu ki tarah seal tutne ke baad bhi ek dam kasi hui, uski chudai karte hue mujhe 20 mint to ho hi gaye the uski chut is doran do baar jhad chuki thi aur ab mera sher bhi kinare par aa gaya tha maine use btaya ki main jhadne wala hoon to wo boli andar hi nikal do, to maine usse kaha koi gadbad ho gayi to kya hoga?, to wo boli “mere shehjade main to kabse is amrit ki pyaasi hoonagar bachcha theher gaya to koi baat nahi.
15 dino baad gona hone wala hai tumhare pyaar ki nishani maan kar apne pass rakh lungi kisi ko kya pata chalega” aur fir maine 8-10 karare jhatke laga diye aur mere land ne jese hi pehli pichkari chhodi drawing roon me lagi ghanti ne bhi than tan 12 ghante baja diye aur mere land se bhi dusri tisri chothi.. pichkariyan nikalti chali gayi, anr ab meri yani prem ki anarkali ban chuki thi aur fir hum log 10 mint isi tarah pade rahe aur fir anarkali boli “mere pyaare shehjade apne mujhe apni anarkali to bana diya par meri mang to bhari hi nahi?” to maine apna angutha uski chut me ghusa kar apne variye aur chut ras me dubo kar uski mang bhar di aur uske hontho ka ek chumban le liya aur usne bhi niche jhuk kar mere paon chhu liye aur mere gale se lipat gayi, fir hum uth kar bathroom me gaye aur safayi kari aur safayi karte samye maine dekha the uski chut ful se gayi thi aur bahar ke honth bhi suj kar mote ho gaye the ! yani umid se doguni !.
Fir usne mere land par ek chumma liya to fir maine bhi uski chut par chumma lekar uska dhanyawad kiya, wo ek baar fir mera land lekar chusne lagi aur 5 mint chusne ke baad mera land fir se khada ho gaya to maine usse kaha “darling ab main tumhe ghodi bana kar chodna chahta haoon” to wo boli “ab ghodi bano ya kutiya kya farak padta hai par pani andar mat chhodna” maine herani se puchha “kyo ek baar to andar le hi chuki ho” to wo boli “ye andar ki baat hai tum nahi samjhoge!” mujhe badi herani hui par maine use ghodi bana kar jaldi se land andar dala aur 15-20 dhakke laga diye, uske gol gol sindhuri aamon jese uroj ke bich fasa sone ka locate aisa lag raha the jese ghadi ka pendulam! anarkali to mast hui aahh uuuhhh.. uuiiii.. karti ja rahi thi aur main jor jor se dhakke laga raha tha, uski gaand aise khul aur band ho rahi thi jese koi siti baja raha ho to maine aoni ek ungali par thuk lagaya aur uski gaand me pel di!.
Anarkali ek jhatke se alag hui aur boli bas ab khel khatam aur wo khadi ho gayi, usne ek baar fir mere land ko dhoya aur chum liya, ab maine use god me uthaya aur fir bed par lakar leta diya aur main bed par pade sirhane ki aur beth gaya aur anarkali meri god me sar rakh kar let gayi, maine puchha “meri jaan kesi lagi pehli chudai ?” to wo boli “jese madhu didi ne bataya tha wesi hi rahi” ab chonkne ki baari meri thi “kya keh rahi ho? madhu ko kese? pata kya.. madhu..??” wo boli “arre ghabrao mat mere saiya wo bechari to sapne me bhi tumhare baare me aisa nahi jaan sakti aur soch sakti” main “to fir” wo boli “dar asal didi mere se kuch nahi chhipati wo to mujhe apni chhoti behen hi manti hai aur jab se unhe mere gona ke bare me pata laga hai unhone mujhe chudai ki sari traning bhi deni shuru kar di hai” “kya kya btaya usne??” maine puchha to wo boli “sab kuch ! suhagraat ke baare me ! chudai ke aasano ke baare me ! chut land aur gaand ke baare me !”.
Main “arre kya usne saaf saaf inka naam liya?” wo “nahi unhone to pata nahi koi kaam dand ras-kup aur prem dwar prem milan pata nahi kya kya naam le rahi thi?” main “to fir tum kyo inka wese naam nehi leti?” to wo boli “arre baapu kya farak padta hai? chudai ko prem milan kaho ya madhur milan ! chhuri kharbuje par pade ya kharbuja chhuri par matlab to kharbuje ko katne se hi hai na ab land ko kam dand boli ya prem dawar chudna aur fatna to chut ko hi padega na? ye to padhe likhe logo ki dhkosla hai apni patni ya premika ko apne shabad-jaal me fasa kar use khush karne ka bahana hai ki wo use pyaar karta hai par matlab to chudai se hi hai na! apne nange pan ke upar parda dalne ka tarika hai kya kisi kadvi goli ke upar shehad kichashni laga dene se us dava ka asar khatam ho jayega?” anrkali ka darshan shashtar (falsafa) sunkar main to hakka bakka reh gaya!.
Mera sex ka gyan jese uske aage fijul tha to maine fir usse puchha “usne aur kya bataya hai?” to wo boli “bahut kuch.. wo to meri guru hai !” aisa nahi ki main chup-chap uski baate hi sun raha tha balki main uski pith par hath fer raha tha aur wo mer land se khel rahi thi, usne paon upar utha rakhe the aur apne nitambho (chuttad) par dhire dhire maar rahi thi aur jab bhi uski edi nitambh ko chhuti to uske nitambh dab jate aur jor se hilte, maine jab uske gol gol nitambho ki taraf dekha to mera mann uski naram mulayam gulabi gaand marne ko utavla ho gaya aur ye khayal aate hi mere land ne ek thumka lagaya aur fir se chust durust ho gaya, anar tad se ek chumma uspar le hi liya aur maine uski chut ki pyaari padosan ke muh me apni ek ungali daal di, isse anarkali thodi si chuhki “uiii.. maa.. kya kar rahe ho ?” to maine uske hontho par ek chumma le liya aur main use gaand marwane ke liye kehne ki soch hi raha tha ki wo bol padi “didi sach kehti thi !!!”.
Main “kya?” wo boli “ki sab mard ek jese hote hai!!” main “kya matlan?” wo “wo apke baare me bhi ek baat kehni thi!” main “wo kya?” to wo boli “ki tum chut bhale hi maaro ya na maaro par gaand ke bade shokin ho main janti hoon ki tum gaand mare bina nahi manoge par mere shehjade main uski bhi puri teyari karke aayi hoon” main to hakka bakka bas use dekhta hi reh gaya madhu bechari ko kya pata ki usne kitni badi galti ki hai anar kali ko sabkuch samjha kar ! par chalo mere liye to ye bahut achi baat hai, madhu darling isi liye to main tumko itna pyaar karta hoon aur guru ji thik kehte hai ki gita me bhagwaan krishan ke kaha hai “hey arjun ! is ghan ko keval patar manushye ko hi dena chahiye” aur anarkali se acha patar bhala kon ho sakta tha aur ab sari baate meri samjh aa gayi ki ye dono andar kya khusur pusur karti rehti hai, main “to kya tum teyar ho ?”.
“Neki aur puchh puchh par ek baat dhyan rakhna meri gaand me ab tha didi ki ungli ke alawa koi chij nahi gayi hai ek dam kori aur anchudi hai pyaar se karna aur dhakke jor se nahi samjhe mere sss” main puchha “ye sss kya hota hai ?” to wo boli “shodayi shehjada salim” meri hasi nikal gayi kyoki shodayi pagal premi ko kehte hai to fir maine usse puchh “par tum to keh rahi thi ki tumne iski bhi teyari kar rakhi hai to fir darr kesa? please btao kese teyari ki hai??” to wo boli “didi bata rahi thi ki gaand raani ki mahima bahut badi hai chut to do chaar baar chudne se dhili ho jaati hai par gaand marji aaye utni maar lo tight hi rehti hai par haan lagataar marte rehne se uske chaaro aur kaale ghere jarur pad jaate hai! gaand marwane se nitambh bhi bade aur sundar bante hai gaand marne aur marwane ka apna hi sukh aur aanad hai, pehle pehle sabhi aurato ko darr lagta hai par ek baar gaand marwane ka chaska lag jaye to roj gaand marwane ko kehti hai.
Aur gaand marwane se pati aur premi ka pyaar badta hai” main “par madhu to mujhse gaand marwane me bahut nakhre karti hai” to wo boli “arre baapu wo to bas tumhe apne upar lattu karne ka natak karti hai kyoki agar ek baar magne se hi gaand mil jaye to maza nahi aata, jis chij ko jitna jada mana karo utna hi jada use karne ka mann karta hai” main “oohh..” saali madhu mere saath itna natak to fir maine kaha “aur wo teyari wali baat ?” wo “jo ladki ya aurat pehli baar gaand marwane ja rahi ho uske liye ek totka didi ne bataya tha” main “hmm.. kya?” to wo boli “ladki ko ukdu beth jana chahiye aur berolin ya koi aur cream ki matar ke daane jitni matra apni ungali par laga kar dhire se gaand ke chhed par laga lo aur fir dhire se khadi ho jaao, ab fir niche usi tarah beth kar apni gaand ko chhote shishe me dekho jitni dur wo cream fel gayi hai agar land ki motayi utni hi hai ya kam hai to darne ki koi baat nahi hai utna mota land gaand raani aasani se jhel legi.
Haan ek baat aur jis din gaand marwane ka ho us din din me 2-3 baar koi cream vasline ya tel jarur apni maharani ke andar laga lena chahiye!” main “arre meri pyaari anarkali tu to sachmuch me meri bhi guru ban gayi hai main wese hi apne aap ko prem guru samjhta raha hoon!” ab sawarg ke dusre dawar ka udhghatan karne ka samye aa gaya tha to maine anarkali ko ghutno ke bal kutiya style me kar diya, wo meri aur dekh kar muskurayi aur fir mere hontho par ek chumma lekar boli “vesline lagana na bhulna!” main “thik hai meri guru ji” anarkali ki mast gulabi gaand ka chhed ab thik mere samne tha, uska chhota sa gulabi chhed khul aur sikud raha tha to maine pyaar se us par apni ungali firayi aur apni jeebh ki nok us par tika kar upar se niche ghumayim anrkali ki kilkaari hawa me gunj uthi aur mujhe laga ki uski chut ne pani chhod diya.
Fir maine berolin ki tube uthayi aur uska dhakkan khol kar useki tip anarkali ki gaand ke chhed me thodi si fasa kar aadhi tube andar khali kardi, anarkali thoda sa kunmunate hue boli “ohh.. kya kar rahe ho gudgudi hoti hai” main “bas ho gaya meri jaan” ab maine apne land par bhi cream lagayi aur pane land ka supada uski gaand ke khulte band hote chhed par tika diya aur anarkali shayd hanumaan chalisa padhne lagi, maine dhire se ek dhakka lagaya par land andar jaane ki bajaye fisal gaya aur ek do dhakke aur lagaye par land kabhi upar fisal jata aur kabhi niche wale chhed me ghus jata par gaand ke andar nahi gaya , main ab tak 10-15 ladkiyon aur auraton ki gaand maar chuka hoon par pehle kabhi aisa nahi hua chalo pehle dhakke me to land gaand ke andar nahi jata par aisa kya jaadu hai anarkali ki gaand me ki wo land ko andar nahi jane de rahi.
Mana ki uski gaand ki mori bahut tight thi kori aur anchudi thi par aisa kya tha ki mera pura land khada hone ke bavjud bhi andar nahi ja raha tha, anarkali meri halat par hase ja rahi thi aur fir boli “kya hua mere shehjade prem ?” “w.. wo..” main to kuch bolne ki halat me hi nahi tha to maine ek dhakka aur lagaya par wahi dhak ke teen paat, to fir anarkali boli “chalo ab ek baar aur koshish karo” is baar jese hi maine uski gaand ke chhed par apna land tika kar ek jor ka dhakka mara to kamal hi ho gaya mera land 4″ tak ghach se uski gaand me ghus gaya, anarkali ki dard ke maare bhayankar chikh nikal gayi “uiiii ii.. maa.. haye.. mar.. gayiii..!” aur wo chikhte hue jhatke ke sath pet ke bal gir padi aur main uske upar aur jese hi main gira mera baaki ka land bhi andar ghus gaya, uski aankho se aansu nikal rahe the aur main chupchap uske upar pada raha.
Aur koi 5-7 mint ke baad wo boli “koi aise bhi gaand maari jaati hai maine apko bataya tha ki meri gaand abhi kori hai pyaar se karna par aap to apne maje ke liye ladki ko maar hi dalte ho!” “ohh mujhe maaf kardo meri raani mujhse galati ho gayi sorry please!” maine uske galon ko chumte hue kaha aur ab tak wo samanye ho gayi thi, “ab daal hi diya hai to chalo apna kanta nikal hi lo aur loot lo is sawarg ke dusre darwaje ka maja bhi” anarkali boli! maine dhiree dhire dhakke lagana chalu kar diya par sambhal kar, main “anar ek baat samajh nahi aayi?” anar “wo kya?” main “pehle gaand ke andar kyo nahi ja raha tha par jab tumne kaha tab kese chala gaya?” to wo boli “asal me maine jada samjhdari dikhayi aur tumhe thoda tadfane ke liye maine apni gaand andar se bhinch li thi aur tel aur chiknayi lagi hone ke karan land idhar udhar fisal raha tha par jab maine tumhe dhakka lagane ko kaha us wakt maine apni mori dhili chhod kar bahar ki aur jor lagaya tha.
Par mujhe kya pata tha ki tum to nire anadi hi nikloge jese kabhi gaand maari hi naho aur gaand raani ki mahima jante hi nahi!” main “ohh.. maaf kar do guru ji ab galati nahi hogi tumse gaand marna sikh lunga par wese ek baat batao tumhe ye gyan bhi madhu ne hi diya ha kya?” anar “nahi ye gyan to jab main aur didi pichhale raviwaar aashram gaye the waha guru mata ji ne diya tha” ab mere dimag me sab kuch samaj aa gaya ki adhakchare gyan ka kitna bada nuksan hota hai aur isi liye guru ji kehte hai ki gyan patar ko hi dena cahiye!, anarkali ab fir kutiya style me aa gayi thi aur main dhakke maar raha tha, uski gaand ek dam rawa ho gayi thi land pura andar bahar ho raha tha aur anarkali ko bhi maja aane laga tha kyoki jab mera land bahar aata to wo use andar ki aur khichti aur jab andar ghusta to bahar ki aur jor lagati aue wo bhi “ah ah ui ui uiii aahh.. wah meer raja.. mehe shehjade aur jor se.. ahh.. aahhh.. uii.. maa.. aaahhh.” karti ja rahi thi.
Aur mere annad ka to parawar hi nahi tha maine madhu ke alawa kai ladkiyon aur auraton ke gaand maari hai par sabse khubsurat aur kasi hui gaand to sirf anarkali ki hi thi rajni (madhu ki cousin) aur sudha se bhi jada!, gaand ka maja lete hame koi 20 mint ho gaye the is beech main uski chut me bhi ungali karta raha aur uske santare bhi bhichta raha jisse wo do baar jhad chuki thi, ab mera bhi nikalne wala tha to maine anarkali ki kamar ko dono hatho se pakad kar antim jhatke lagana shuru kar diya, maine anarkali se kaha “hindustan aazad hone wala hai meri jaan!” to wo boli “koi baat nahi main bhi kinare par hoon” aur ek mithi siskari ke sath mere land ke pichkariyan chhodni shuru kar di aur anarkali ki gaand mere variye se labalab bhar gayi aur mera tann mann aatma sab andar se sarabor ho gaye, hum dono ne ek baar fir bathroom ne jakar safayi ki aur nange hi bed par ket gaye anarkali meri god me sar rakhe mere land ki aur muh kiye leti thi.
Usne mere land se fir khelna shuru kar diya aur main uske gaal aur santaron ke sehla raha tha, maine puchha “anarkali ek baat batao tum mujhse chudwane ke liye itni jaldi kese teyar ho gayi?” to wo boli “jaldi kaha mujhe pure do mahine lage hai tum jese shehjade ko teyar karne me” “kya matlam?” ab mere chonkne ki baari thi, to wo boli “arre mere bhole raja main to pehle tumhe d d hi samajhti rahi?” wo haste hue boli, “d p.. d d.. ye kya bala hai?” maine haste hue puchha!, “d p matlab dhilu parsad (lallu) aur d d maane apni patni ka devdas!” wo haste hue boli, “akhbaar god me rakhna to apne baad me sikha tha!” usne meri aur aankh maar di!, main samajh gaya madhu ne mere patni bhagat hone ke bare me bataya hoga ki main duniyan ki sabse sundar apsara madhu ke alawa ki ko dekhta hi nahi! meri zindagi me uske alawa koi ladki aayi hi nahi! bechari madhu!!!, main “par meri baat ka jawab to diya hi nahi!”.
To wo boli “wo dar asal didi ne mera hath dekh kar bataya tha ki mujhe do pati ka yog hai yani mujhe do pati ka pyaar milega! ye dekho..” aur usne baye haath ki muthi band karke chhoti ungali ke upar bani do line dikhayi! “maine apni chut aur gaand bahut sambhal kar rakhi hai ek dam kori aur an chhui aur main chahti thi aur main chahti thi ki apna sab kuch suhagraat ko apne pati ko hi samrpit karu par jab didi ne mujhe bataya ki mujhe do pati milenge to maine te kiya ki mere kisi bhi pati ke sath koi anhoni na ho aur isliye maine apki apna pehla pati apna shehjada maan liya aur chudne ko teyar ho gayi, aur jaha tak gaand marwane ka sawal hai par pata nahi apne dekha ya nahi meri dahini jhangh par til hai jesa madhu didi ke bhi hai! to aisi auraton ko gaand marwane ka shonk hota hai” main heran hua use dekhta reh gaya aur mujhe laga jese wo 18 saal ki ek adna si nokrani nahi 5 kilo rdx mer samne pada hai.
Pata nahi madhu ne ise chudai puri phd hi karwa di hai wo mera land chuse ja rahi thi jo ab fir fufkare marne laga tha!, anar “ek baat batau?” “nahi meri amma.. aur kuch nahi!” maine kaha! pata nahi ab ye kya bamb fod degi, “abhi to mujhe prem ki anarkali keh rae the to ab amma kese ho gayi?” main “achha meri anarkali meri shehjadi meri raani meri prem guru..” aur maine ek chumma uske gaalon aur hothon par le liya, main apne aap ko bada shikari samajhta tha par ab lagta tha ki main to shukaar hoon aur anarkali ek kushal shikaari hai, meri halat to aisi hi ho gayi thi jese makdi khud apne jaal me fas gayi ho! “par baat to sunni hi padegi” usne kaha! “achha chalo batao” main uske gaalo aur urojo par hath firane laga aur apni aankhe band kar li, anarkali ke chusne ke karn mera land fir se pathar ki tarah ho gaya tha, wo “w.. wo.. kai baar khade land ko dhokha bhi ho jata hai!”.
Main “khade land ko dhokha.. wo kya hota hai???” to wo boli “arre mere sss, jab land lohe ki tarah khada ho aur ek hasin chut aur gaand uske samne nangi leti ho aur uski chudai na ki jaye to bechare land ke saath to dhokha hoga na! wo fir khudkhush hi karga na!!!” usne aakh marte hue kaha aur jor se has padi, main pehle to kuchh samjha nahi par fir maine use jor se apni bahon me bhich liya aur uske honth itne jor se kaate ki uska khun hi nikal gaya! aur usne mera land apni chut me is tarah band kar liya jese salim ki anarkali ki tarah use diwar me chin diya gaya ho! to aaj bas itna hi! aur kesi lagi meri anarkali? arre bhai ‘prem ki anarkali’? mujhe mail karoge na?? meri mail id hai “[email protected]”.
Inspired by – Antarvasna
